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Upload the evidence
Drop in a clear photo of the bedroom, kitchen, desk setup, or living room in question.
AI DESIGN CRITIQUES FOR RENTERS
We roastso you don't.
Upload a room photo. Pick your heat level. Get a brutally honest, actually helpful AI critique—then turn the verdict into a video your group chat deserves.
Start free. You review every roast before it goes anywhere.
CritiCasa / roast mode03:18 PM
Hard roast
VERDICT INCOMING
That rug is begging for help.
It has the energy of a waiting room trying to start a podcast.
Captions ready Share cut
ROAST RECEIPT
100% honest. 0% beige.
THE CRITICASA RULE
Funny first. Useful always.
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Specific to your room—not generic design filler.
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You control the tone before the critique begins.
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Nothing gets shared until you say it does.
FROM CAMERA ROLL TO CALL-OUT
Four moves. One memorable verdict.
CritiCasa makes it easy to turn the room you keep apologizing for into the content your friends keep quoting.
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Set the heat
Keep it helpful, make it spicy, or choose a roast your roommate cannot recover from.
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Get roasted
Receive a funny, room-specific verdict plus renter-safe ideas that actually help.
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Send the receipts
Turn the critique into a captioned vertical video for group chats and short-form feeds.
THE SHARE CUT
Your couch deserves a witness protection program.
Captioned videoNOT JUST A READ
A room roast built for replay.
Every CritiCasa verdict is made to land twice: once as a sharp take on your space, and again as a vertical video worth sending.
- Room-specific observations, not template jokes
- Renter-safe ideas alongside the punchlines
- Caption-ready vertical exports for your people
PICK YOUR LEVEL OF INVOLVEMENT
Give the room what it deserves.
Try the first verdict free, then choose a plan for however often your place becomes the plot. Final billing terms appear before checkout.
First Look
$0to try it
A free verdict for the room you keep defending.
- 1 room critique
- Chill roast setting
- Shareable verdict card
Roommate
$9/month
For renters with recurring decor incidents.
- 10 room critiques each month
- Every roast intensity
- Captioned vertical video exports
- Renter-safe fix suggestions
House Party
$19/month
For creators, serial rearrangers, and chaotic group chats.
- 30 room critiques each month
- Everything in Roommate
- Longer video cuts
- Priority generation queue
NO SOFT ANSWERS
Questions with straight answers.
YOUR CAMERA ROLL HAS RECEIPTS
Let the room defend itself.
Upload the photo, choose the heat, and get the kind of honest feedback your group chat has been waiting to send.